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A control access point is no place for the Craic apparently.

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fetuskid: inspirational
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fetuskid:

inspirational

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nippled:

*tries to tell a joke* *gets nervous halfway through the joke* *starts rapping*

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3:30 AM
" Nothing haunts us like the things we don’t say. "
by Mitch Albom (via summerlacedwithacid)

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3:30 AM
Today at the Disney Store
Woman yelling at her daughter:For God's sake, you are 23 and you DO NOT need a Pooh stuffed animal.
Daughter:I want it and I'm buying it.
Woman:This is ridiculous.
Me:If it makes you feel any better, I'm 19 and I just bought a doll for myself.
All the other CMs:Yeah, you're never too old for Disney.
And the random guy in line with an entire Vinylmation box:To be honest, these are for me.
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Wayne Allyn Root - seriously, look his face in the last gif.

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phlep:

if you chew loudly i will consider stabbing you

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3:27 AM

musicbloge:

Fall Out Boy - Sugar, We’re Going Down

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whorgie:

the sexual tension when you find out who picked you in heads down thumbs up

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2:53 AM
me:why cant i have a thigh gap
me:why cant i have collarbones
me:why cant i have a flat stomach
me:why cant i have hip bones
mum:go for a run
me:no
2:52 AM

claydart:

2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

image

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2:52 AM

aldestra:

harrysthefather:

we should all have like a secret language. so the fake tumblr people don’t understand. 

like if thereS A WAR GOING ON WE COULD TALK IN CODE. 

LIKE WE COULD CROSS OUT SHIT AND THE TUMBLR PEOPLE WOULD KNOW THATS THE SIGNAL TO HOVER OVER THE POST TO READ THE SECRET MESSAGE LIKE:

i like sour purple nipples

omg

WE SHALL DO THIS

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2:51 AM

roughrimjob:

pledge allegiance to the swag

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